SRK one day became very jealous of Rajnikanth and says "You might be GOD of South India, but i rule the world, you know, overseas...".
Rajini said "you name anyone, anyone you know of and I know them well enough."
Tired of this, SRK called his bluff, "OK, Rajini how about Tom Cruise?"
"Sure, yes, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it. " So Rajini and SRK fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise's door, and sure enough, Tom Cruise shouts, "Rajini! Great to see you! You and your friend come right in and join me for lunch!"
Although impressed, SRK is still skeptical. After they leave Cruise's house, he tells Rajini that he thinks Rajini's knowing Cruise was just lucky.
"No, no, just name anyone else," Rajini says.
"President Clinton," SRK quickly retorts.
"Yes," Rajini says, "I know him, let's fly out to Washington."
And off they go. At the White House, Clinton spots Rajini on the tour and motions him and SRK over, saying, "Rajini, what a surprise, I was just on my way to a meeting, but you and your friend come on in and let's have a cup of coffee first and catch up."
Well, SRK is very shaken by now, but still not totally convinced.
After they leave the White house grounds, he expresses his doubts to Rajini, who again implores him to name anyone else.
"The Pope," SRK replies. "Sure!" says Rajini. "My folks are frequent visitors to Poland, and I've known the Pope for a long time."
So off they fly to Rome. Rajini and his boss are assembled with the masses in Vatican Square when Rajini says, "This will never work. I can't catch the Pope's eye among all these people. Tell you what, I know all the guards so let me just go upstairs and I'll come out on the balcony with the Pope." And he disappears into the crowd headed toward the Vatican.
"Sure enough", says SRK. Half an hour later Rajini emerges with the Pope on the balcony. But by the time Rajini returns, he finds that SRK has had a heart attack and is surrounded by paramedics.
Working his way to his boss' side, Rajini asks him, "What happened?"
SRK looks up and says, "I was doing fine until you and the Pope came out on the balcony and the man next to me said, "Who's that on the balcony with Rajini....?"
Rajini said "you name anyone, anyone you know of and I know them well enough."
Tired of this, SRK called his bluff, "OK, Rajini how about Tom Cruise?"
"Sure, yes, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it. " So Rajini and SRK fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise's door, and sure enough, Tom Cruise shouts, "Rajini! Great to see you! You and your friend come right in and join me for lunch!"
Although impressed, SRK is still skeptical. After they leave Cruise's house, he tells Rajini that he thinks Rajini's knowing Cruise was just lucky.
"No, no, just name anyone else," Rajini says.
"President Clinton," SRK quickly retorts.
"Yes," Rajini says, "I know him, let's fly out to Washington."
And off they go. At the White House, Clinton spots Rajini on the tour and motions him and SRK over, saying, "Rajini, what a surprise, I was just on my way to a meeting, but you and your friend come on in and let's have a cup of coffee first and catch up."
Well, SRK is very shaken by now, but still not totally convinced.
After they leave the White house grounds, he expresses his doubts to Rajini, who again implores him to name anyone else.
"The Pope," SRK replies. "Sure!" says Rajini. "My folks are frequent visitors to Poland, and I've known the Pope for a long time."
So off they fly to Rome. Rajini and his boss are assembled with the masses in Vatican Square when Rajini says, "This will never work. I can't catch the Pope's eye among all these people. Tell you what, I know all the guards so let me just go upstairs and I'll come out on the balcony with the Pope." And he disappears into the crowd headed toward the Vatican.
"Sure enough", says SRK. Half an hour later Rajini emerges with the Pope on the balcony. But by the time Rajini returns, he finds that SRK has had a heart attack and is surrounded by paramedics.
Working his way to his boss' side, Rajini asks him, "What happened?"
SRK looks up and says, "I was doing fine until you and the Pope came out on the balcony and the man next to me said, "Who's that on the balcony with Rajini....?"
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