Thuss Thuss ki awaaz....its clean humor.... :)

Man On Cold-Drink Shop : 'Ek Pepsi Ki Bottle Khol Do'
Shopkeeper Opens.

Then Man : 'Ek Coco-cola Bhi Khol Do'
Shopkeeper Opens.

Man: 'Dew Bhi'
Shopkeeper Does.

Man: 'Sprite Bhi'
Shopkeeper Gets Angry & Asks,"Tujhe Peeni Kaunsi Hai?"
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Man: "Koi Si Nahi. Mujhe To Bas Bottle Ke Khulne Ki Thhus Thhus Ki Aawaaz Sunni Thi" :o)